Los Angeles:

Phil Jackon receives entirely too much criticism these days. He's the only coach that could win nine NBA Titles, as he has, and be ridiculed for the "little things." So what if the man has been lucky enough to have Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant, so didn't Del Harris and Doug Collins. He took a team that was 31-19 in 1998-1999 and won 67 games six months later. He's made Pau Gasol a "star," somehow manufactured an "I'm so irrelevant, I need to be in the D-League" Shannon Brown a suitable player in the stacked L.A. roster, and not to mention that he has actually won (with Jordan and Pippen and Kobe and Shaq), unlike Harris or Collins.

Listen, if you have a higher IQ than an avocado, then you should realize that it is ludicrous to think that Phil Jackson is overrated. "See ya" in the NBA Finals Cleveland. Be prepared to lose in five because when Kobe laces up his "low-top Kobe IV's" and Andrew Bynum eventually wakes up from Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion, L.A. will be ready to roll. Everyone can stick to their Denver Nuggets prediction because they are playing the most efficient basketball, but I will keep my reservations (that I've had since October) for a team that has proven themselves over the past decade.

Clemons:

If anyone listened to the "Mike and Mike In The Morning" radio show this morning, you'll know where I am going with this...

This guy is unbelievable. As fans, we are getting hosed. Roger Clemons must assume that "we" are all just a bunch of stupid idiots. I'm talking everybody too. Not just the fans, but teammates, media, agents, trainers, and even God (I think) - he thinks we're all dumb.

He's got this new PR agent and he clearly butchered this statement after being asked why we should believe he has never taking any substances. "Common sense, our family has a history of heart conditions... my stepdad died of a heart attack...I mean it'd be suicidal for me to take any of these dangerous drugs" Uhhh, Roger, your stepdad had a heart attack? You can't merry into heart disease You take vowels Roger. You do not take her DNA. What a moronic thing to say. That's like saying, "Her dad had two seven-foot tall kids, my kids are going to be huge." (Haha)... pathetic.

He tries to "play" us like a Jeff Dunham puppet show. What a horrible, disgusting liar. Not on is he greasier than a fast food apron, but he lied to wis wife for years. If he can lie to Debbie, he can certainly lie to you. Like him or not, he's a total buffoon.