FAVRE:

It's May and you know what the means for Brett Favre... the back is feeling good, the brain has got the tick, and the shoulder feels rested. That is a recipe for Favre to make another comeback out of retirement. Reports say that Favre will meet with Minnesota Viking Coach, Brad Childress, tomorrow in a "secret location."

I've always implicated that Minnesota is a "coach" away from making the Super Bowl. There is no question that this team should be in the NFC Championship game every year with the multitude of talent they have. But now I say they are a "quarterback" away from NOT being the anti Houston Rockets (can't get out of the first round). Think about the situation as a Vikings fan. Tarvaris Jackson is 0-6 when throwing 30 passes or more. Though I criticize Favre and any team that would want him at this point, I say pack Favre in some bubble wrap and ship him to the place where they only have 47 minutes of summer (Minnesota). Favre throws a "boat load" of interceptions, he's old (at this point you can put him into a retirement home and he'd still be asking for more "pigskins" for dinner), and lets face it... Favre is not what he was five years ago. That being said, he is a polarizing figure who fans drool all over no matter what he does. He has never been an embarrassment to the league nor caused and trouble whatsoever, but don't you think he's a little selfish...?

In conclusion, if Favre were to go to Minnesota, I think he would fair well. Eight games in a dome, solid run game (takes pressure off), and a prolific receiver in Bernard Berrian.

NEW YORK:

First- Obstructed Seats
Second- Overpriced tickets
NOW- No raincheck.

Could you displease New York Yankees' fans anymore? I have yet to figure out this franchise the past decade. But I want to talk about now.

I'm sorry but players like Hideki Matsui and Chien-Mang Wang is not doing it for me nor is this blissful payroll. "Get a life" Yankee front office. Your management is terrible. People are paying outrageous prices to get a ticket to these games in which only half the stadium is full and the only reason those people show up is because the new stadium has been made into a Little League "blast away" park. If a person pays for a ticket, they should have the right to leave the stadium during a damn rain delay that everyone knew was going to continue for an hour or so...

I have nothing else to say in this rant besides the Yankees are so disorganized it's laughable. They have turned into the Washington Redskins of the NFL. You don't believe me? Ask yourself this... "What are the New York Yankees?" If you cannot come up with an answer in one or two sentences than that is my point. When I think of the New England Patriots, I think, "Extremely intelligent and prioritized." When I think of the Boston Redsox, I think, "Quick and well-managed." I could make a huge list... but to make my point... when I think of the New York Yankees, I think of a 6,000 word, Bill Simmons column to describe them which I am not going to waste my time doing.

"Rain Check" pleeeeeeeeeeaaase.....