As much as I wanted the Penguins to win, I completely expected Marc-Andre Fleury to collapse under the pressure. What an amazing game. Evgeni Malkin got MVP, as he should. Fleury blocked the shots, as he needed to. And team pansy, I mean captain, Sidney Crosby, became the youngest captain to hoist the Stanley Cup in victory, and one of the pleasant few to do it away and after starting the series down two games. I especially enjoyed the Detroit fans booing the entire time.

But man oh man, I feel sorry for that tool Marian Hossa. What a loser. His destiny is to never touch that cup EVER. That's the hand of fate telling you that you might as well give up now because it will never happen for you. What a pathetic turncoat.